Well. To be honest, I'm not really quite sure what to put down as my description. My name is Nick, and I'm a self-proclaimed genius! Emphasis on "self-proclaimed". No one else seems to agree. At least, not willingly.

 

shrikestrike:

OK BBC, I won’t say I’m disappointed since this is still pretty interesting

but I think everyone can agree on that top link being misleadingly worded

chimpnz:

Fundawear Durex just came out with this new technology that allows people to “touch” each other from miles away. Touch your significant other’s pelvic bone through your iPhone.
If you haven’t see it yet, press play.

Anonymous asked
Every time I read your description I laugh because of "self-proclaimed". You nerd.

Well no one else ever thinks so. I don’t even think so. I need to change that.

hawtblawger:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

FUCK??

WHAT THE FUCK???

(Source: gnomesy)